Politcal humor

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political humor - bring your best bits about the upcoming election.

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Been taking this for years.

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This sign pretty much says it all....

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"fucking morons" - yep. how true.....

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A Republican cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Hillary Clinton is attending, and trying gather more support for her nomination. Once she discovers the cowboy is a Republican, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

She stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well ma'am," the cowboy replies, "circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse. "

"Oh," Hillary replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later she stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, ma'am," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for citizens of New York to call their Senator a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," she responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them circle flies, though."

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David O'Brien from Cork , Ireland writes:

'We in Ireland cannot figure why you Americans are even bothering to hold a presidential election this year.

On one side, you have a cackling bitch who is a lawyer, married to a disbarred lawyer, running against another lawyer who is married to an angry lawyer bitch who is not proud of her country.

On the other side, you have a war hero who loves his country, is married to a tall really good-looking blonde woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship worth 100 million dollars.

We Irish say, really, man, where is the contest here?'